Title: The First of April
Author: Michelle K. (dalurve@gmail.com)
Site: http://glimmershine.tripod.com
Rating: NC-17
Category: Josh/Donna/Ryan
Summary: This is what they do.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.

The First of April by Michelle K.


"It'll be funny," Josh asserted.

"But he's your intern, not a source for your amusement."

"Really? 'Cause I don't think that's true."

Donna sighed dramatically. "Josh," she said, coming to a stop.

Josh kept going. Donna followed because.... well, because it didn't seem right to let Josh do this alone. Even if it was kinda mean.

They got behind Ryan, who was at Donna's desk, reading through a couple of press releases. Ryan tried to turn around as he noticed the people near him, but Josh said huskily, "Stay right there."

"Okay," Ryan said. "Why?"

"Because," Donna said, imitating Josh's tone.

Josh shot her a glare before continuing. "Donna and I were thinking..." He looked at Donna to continue.

"We think you're really..." She trailed off, not as into the prank. "...Uh."

"Hot," Josh continued.

Donna perked up at how emphatically he said the word. "Yes."

"And we'd love to take you home."

"For debauchery."

Then, Ryan turned around in his chair. With them standing and him sitting, he seemed so tiny. Like they were sexually harassing a munchkin. She deflated and Ryan stood.

When Ryan grabbed onto the back of Josh's neck and pulled him down, forcefully kissing him, Donna felt herself becoming interested again. She noted Ryan's seemingly sincere fervor. That Josh wasn't pulling away. That Josh let the kiss deepen.

Maybe this shouldn't be a joke.

"Don't want to sound conceited," Ryan said, "But I'm not surprised." He looked at Donna. "Didn't think you'd be part of it, though."

Josh opened and closed his mouth. "Um..."

"Well," Donna smiled, "I like to watch."

"You're joking," Josh muttered.

"I'm not," Donna said coolly. "And I don't think you want to joke anymore, do you?"

Ryan blinked. "Huh?"

Josh said, "Nothing."

Donna put her hand on his back. "What I thought."


Josh and Donna waited in Josh's car. Josh nervously tapped his fingers against the steering wheel. "We should leave."

"Ryan will be out in a minute."

"I mean this was supposed to be a *joke,* Donna...and now you're making me--"

"I'm not making you. I saw the way you kissed him. Regardless of your desire to mock him, you want this." She pouted. "And I had no problem having sex with Amy in front of you. I should at least get a makeout session."

Josh gaped at her. "You're screwing with me, right? To teach me a lesson--"

"No. Just saw the opportunity to have my own fun and I took it. Not that Amy wasn't fun. I should give her a call."

"I think I just had an aneurysm."

She put a hand over his. "Look, Josh. There's nothing wrong with talking about... what we do. And you *do* want to do this with him, or we wouldn't have gotten this far. Just relax."

Josh nodded. "Okay."

Ryan slid into the backseat. "Let's go."


After they were all in Josh's apartment, there was a moment of silence.

"So," Ryan said to Donna. "You just gonna watch?"

Donna shrugged. "I don't know. We've never done this with a man before." It quickly occurred to her that giving Ryan details of her and Josh's relationship wasn't a good idea.

Ryan smiled at Josh. "I'm your first guy?"

"It's *our* first time with a man, not *mine*."

Silence again.

Josh sighed. "Maybe this was a bad idea."

"Maybe," Donna suggested, "We should stop talking."


Not talking did help them along. It got them to the bed, got them out of their clothes. It was a little disappointing to Donna that Josh was spending most of his time with her, but she figured there would be time to sit back and watch later.

She lied back on the bed, spreading her legs. Josh smiled up at her as he gently kissed her breasts, then lowered his mouth to her stomach.

He glanced over at Ryan. "Do you want to be involved in this?" Things again seemed awkward. "I don't mind," he added quickly. "But maybe you're not...maybe you don't like--"

"I'd rather watch," Ryan finally said.

Getting his answer, Josh continued down until he brushed his lips over the soft curls between her thighs. Donna arched as Josh's tongue slid over her outer lips before pushing inside. She closed her eyes, letting herself focus on Josh's talented mouth. "Right there." She wondered if Ryan was getting any enjoyment out of this -- if he didn't have much interest in touching her, she couldn't imagine he cared for watching Josh eat her out. "Josh," she said, opening her eyes. "Stop."

Josh raised his head with a satisfied smile, and Donna went into the nightstand for the condoms. She threw a foil wrapper at him and lied back down.

"You're not going to help me?"

"I've done enough for tonight," Donna grinned. "When you put a threesome together, you can rest."

"I thought it was Josh's idea," Ryan interjected.

"Well, I spurred it on." Donna left it at that as she spread her legs wider, watching as Josh rolled the condom over his erection.

Soon, his cock was inside her. Holding her ankles, she rocked her hips with Josh's. It was predictably good, so she decided to watch the untested element in their project. Ryan looked like a blank slate, his eyes showing no particular emotion about the display in front of him. But his cock, which he held loosely in the palm of his hand, indicated he was rather interested. He began to stroke himself and Donna looked away, into Josh's eyes. She came while watching Josh and listening to the emergence of Ryan's quick moans. Josh came soon after and carefully pulled out of her. The condom was tied off and discarded with. Ryan stopped what he was doing.

Donna sat up with a smile, glancing between the two of them. "Now, what I've been waiting for."

Josh slowly moved to Ryan, licking his lips nervously. Their first kiss was awkward. The second less so.

Ryan gripped Josh's cock before taking it between his lips. Donna groaned as loud as Josh.


Donna watched the foreplay with fascination. Seeing Josh push inside Ryan enthralled her even more. Josh's face. Ryan's legs pressed against Josh's chest. Them just enjoying it.

It was strangely more satisfying than it was to watch him fuck Amy, even though she liked Amy better. But maybe that was the problem; after a while, Amy felt like her territory while Ryan was all Josh's.

She moved a hand between her thighs at the second thrust of Josh's hips. Buried her fingers inside herself as Josh took hold of Ryan's cock, pumping in time with his hips. Her moans were lost among theirs. She came twice before they finally collapsed, Ryan sticky with his own come.

After she went to the bathroom and returned with a wet washcloth, Josh's cock was still half-buried inside Ryan. She tossed it on the bed.

"For when you're ready."


Ryan and Donna rested on either side of Josh.

"We should do this again," Donna said.

"Honestly?" Ryan replied. "It felt too bizarre with you watching."

"Well, you get used to it. I could tell you that. Or Josh. And so could Amy." She sighed. "I should really call her."

"Right. And you could leave me alone with Josh."

Josh shook his head. "We don't do that."

"We could invite Amy over to distract her."

Donna smiled. "Ryan, you have all the right ideas."

"Let's sleep on it," Josh said.

"But it's early," Ryan protested. "We still have a lot of things we could do."

"I'll probably never say this outside of this bedroom," Donna said, "but you are a genius."

Donna started to kiss Josh's neck. Ryan started markedly lower.

"You're going to kill me," Josh muttered.

"Oh, Josh," Donna said. "This is the best way you could go.... Especially when I call Amy."


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