Title: Why Josh Can't Date Joey Lucas
Author: Perpetual Motion
Webpage: www.geocities.com/iwannabedonna
Category: Slash, Fluff, Humor
Rating: CHILD
Fandom: West Wing
Pairing: Sam/Josh
Series: No
Spoilers: No.
Summary: Josh tells Donna why he can't date Joey Lucas.
Archive Instructions: Only if you send me chocolate cake. Okay, fine, no chocolate cake, but tell me where it goes. :)
Disclaimer: Not mine. Aaron's. I just make them have sex.
Author's Notes: It's straight dialogue. I had a moment. This hasn't been betaed except by me, and that doesn't say much.

Why Josh Can't Date Joey Lucas by Perpetual Motion

"Josh, you should ask out Joey Lucas."

"I don't want to ask out Joey Lucas."

"She likes you."

"Good for her."

"You should ask her out."

"Donna, go away."

"Don't you like her?"

"Not in a dating way."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm having sex with 'Sam."

"No, you're not."

"Yes, I am."

"Really?"

"Really."

"Hi, Josh. Ready to go?"

"Hi, Sam. Give me a minute."

"Sam, are you having sex with Josh?"

"Donna!"

"Yes."

"Sam!"

"I'm going to go back to work."

"Finally. Sam, you've got a big mouth."

"That's the first I've heard you complain about it."

"Sam, go away."

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