Title: Things
Author: Perpetual Motion
Webpage: www.geocities.com/iwannabedonna
Category: Slash, Humor
Rating: PG
Pairing: Jed/Leo
Warnings: I can't believe I did this.
Series: No
Spoilers: Non-existent ones for "The Drop In"
Summary: Lessons in the Oval Office lead to things.
Archive Instructions: Why not? It's a minor miracle.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never will be. I just borrow them to do lewd things.
Author's Notes: This is not my fault. I blame Priya and PandoraMoon for this. Priya for first mentioning Jed/Leo to me. PandoraMoon for watching my tapes with me today and saying "Why don't you write Jed/Leo?" So, blame them.

Things by Perpetual Motion

"Who is this?" Jed held up a piece of paper.

"Aren't you done with this?" Leo rubbed his eyes.

"Who is this?" On the paper was a white dog with black ears, sitting on a doghouse, poised over a typewriter.

"Is that Mitchner's typewriter?"


"It's Snoopy."

"And he would be?"

"A dog at a typewriter."


"Stop saying my name like that."


"Because it does things to me."


Jed raised his eyebrows. "What kinds of things?"

"Things we shouldn't discuss in the Oval Office." Leo paused. "*Mr. President*."

"You're horny."

"Sir, I don't think this is proper-"

"You're flushing. You're horny."

"Mr. President."


"Mr. *President*."


Leo gripped his pen until his knuckles turned white. "We have work, Sir."

Jed's mouth quirked up at the corners. He was trying not to laugh. "You're no fun, Le-o."

"No, Sir."

"Fine, we'll work." Jed flipped open a file. He waited three minutes before holding up another piece of paper. "Who's this?"

"Sir, we have work."

"This is work, Le-o. I have to educate you on the way of *Peanuts*."

"Couldn't we do this *after* work?"

"I plan to fix *things* after work."

Leo groaned. "Mr. President-"

"Who is this?"

"Charlie Brown." ~Oh, good grief.~

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