Author: Perpetual Motion
Category: Slash, Humor
Warnings: I can't believe I did this.
Spoilers: Non-existent ones for "The Drop In"
Summary: Lessons in the Oval Office lead to things.
Archive Instructions: Why not? It's a minor miracle.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never will be. I just borrow them to do lewd things.
Author's Notes: This is not my fault. I blame Priya and PandoraMoon for this. Priya for first mentioning Jed/Leo to me. PandoraMoon for watching my tapes with me today and saying "Why don't you write Jed/Leo?" So, blame them.
Things by Perpetual Motion
"Who is this?" Jed held up a piece of paper.
"Aren't you done with this?" Leo rubbed his eyes.
"Who is this?" On the paper was a white dog with black ears, sitting on a doghouse, poised over a typewriter.
"Is that Mitchner's typewriter?"
"And he would be?"
"A dog at a typewriter."
"Stop saying my name like that."
"Because it does things to me."
Jed raised his eyebrows. "What kinds of things?"
"Things we shouldn't discuss in the Oval Office." Leo paused. "*Mr. President*."
"Sir, I don't think this is proper-"
"You're flushing. You're horny."
Leo gripped his pen until his knuckles turned white. "We have work, Sir."
Jed's mouth quirked up at the corners. He was trying not to laugh. "You're no fun, Le-o."
"Fine, we'll work." Jed flipped open a file. He waited three minutes before holding up another piece of paper. "Who's this?"
"Sir, we have work."
"This is work, Le-o. I have to educate you on the way of *Peanuts*."
"Couldn't we do this *after* work?"
"I plan to fix *things* after work."
Leo groaned. "Mr. President-"
"Who is this?"
"Charlie Brown." ~Oh, good grief.~
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