Title: Tease
Author: Perpetual Motion
Webpage: www.geocities.com/iwannabedonna
Fandom: West Wing
Category: Slash, Humor
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sam/Josh
Spoilers: None.
Series: No.
Summary: “Josh, you’re weird.”
Archive Instructions: Go for it.
Disclaimer: They’re not mine. I’m just playing.
Author’s Notes: All dialogue! Yay!

Tease by Perpetual Motion

“Sam.”

“Josh.”

“Don’t tease me.”

“What?”

“You’re teasing me.”

“I haven’t said anything.”

“You’re still teasing me.”

“How?”

“Your glasses.”

“My glasses?”

“Your glasses.”

“What about my glasses?”

“They’re slipping.”

“What?”

“Your glasses are slipping.”

“And that’s how I’m a tease?”

“Yes.”

“I’m confused.”

“Your glasses are slipping.”

“We’ve covered that.”

“And you’re a tease.”

“I’m still confused.”

“Can’t you get them adjusted?”

“My glasses?”

“Yes.”

“Why do I need to get them adjusted?”

“Because they’re slipping.”

“Is there something about my glasses slipping that turns you on?”

“Yes.”

“Why?”

“I don’t know.”

“But it makes me a tease.”

”Yes.”

“Josh, you’re weird.”

“Sam, you’re a tease.”

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