Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: West Wing
Category: Slash, Humor, Parody, Self-insertion (Kind of)
Summary: Man, is it a bitch when I get bored.
Archive Instructions: Go for it.
Disclaimer: These are all mine. Mine I tell you, mine!! Wait, oops, I see the copyright police. Okay, fine, they’re not mine.
Author’s Notes: A bit of silliness as I was up way to late on to much Mountain Dew and getting an idea that you will soon know of. Spoofs are good.
Spoof By Perpetual Motion
‘Oh, no.’ Josh stopped dead in the middle of the hallway.
Toby ran into him. ‘What?
‘Look.’ Josh’s hand shook as he pointed further down the hall.
‘Perpetual Motion.’ Toby groaned the words out. ‘What’s she doing here?
‘Coming to screw us, most likely.’
‘I heard that, and Sam, I know you’re hiding. Come out here.’
Sam guiltily slid out from the safety of his office. ‘Hi. How’d you know?
‘I’m writing this.’
Toby sighed. ‘What do you want?
Perpetual Motion smiled evilly. ‘I’m bored.’
Sam sighed. ‘Where am I in this round up?
‘You get an hour with Toby, and then fifteen minutes with Josh.’
‘Fifteen minutes’ I’m insulted!’ Josh glared at her.
‘Josh, I have to get you in bed with Sam, Toby, *and* Marbury at some point in this era. Work with me.’
‘So, I get fifteen minutes with Sam because you need me more often.’
Perpetual Motion nodded. ‘Yes, oh big headed one. You get fifteen minutes with Sam, fifteen with Toby, and half an hour with Marbury.’
‘Why does he get half an hour with Marbury? Toby sounded indignant.
‘Down boy. He gets a half-hour with Marbury because if I don’t get them in the sack soon, Suki will kill me.’
‘Let her kill you.’
‘Quiet, Toby. Come, boys. It’s time to play.’ Perpetual Motion walked off. Sam, Toby, and Josh followed reluctantly.
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