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A Christmas Surprise by Sue C
Pairing(s):Multiple | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: It's Christmas Eve in the White House.
Notes: This is not within my Carpe Diem series - it is, in essence, stand alone. It can be read either inside or outside the Carpe Dem universe - you choose. It hasn't been beta'd as Nomi is busy looking at another fic for me, so there may be times when it reads very "British". Any glaring mistakes are all mine.


A Goat Named Ron by Julian Lee
Pairing(s):Sam/Will | Rating: CHILD | Archived: 2003-01-10
Summary:
Notes: Apparently, Josh Malina is just going to keep inspiring me to do these. This is a post-ep to "Guns Not Butter," & it also kind of became a sequel to "And the Bicycles, Too," which you might want to read first in order for some of this to be comprehensible. I dedicate this one to Shoshanna. Whee!


A Little Longer by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Sam/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Toby wants just a little longer.
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A Night to Remeber by Claire
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: It's been a year.
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A Plan by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Sometimes you need a plan.
Notes: Don't ask. Don't ask. Don't ask. It just hit me while watching the rerun. Set during the scene where CJ tells them about the paper and leaves. Don't ask. Don't ask. Don't ask.


A Say by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Sam/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: All Sam wanted was a say.
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After Stu Winkle by Julian Lee
Pairing(s):Sam/Will | Rating: CHILD | Archived: 2003-05-07
Summary: Sometimes they just aren't your meetings.
Notes: This one's for Dodger, one of the most devoted Toby-lovers I know. Part of the "New Guy" series.


And the Bicycles, Too by Julian Lee
Pairing(s):Will/m | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: If your day’s going to suck, it might as well *really* suck.
Notes: Welcome to my hastily constructed, unbetaed, all-dialogue “Holy Night” post-ep. That thing Toby kept saying? It bothered me. This is for Beth, Perpet, & all lovers of Will Bailey.


Another Swing by Mela
Pairing(s):Hoynes/Leo | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
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Baby by Baked Goldfish
Pairing(s):Sam/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Sam calls Toby "baby." Toby does not like this.
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Bless the Beasts and the Children by Jesse Morgan
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived: 2005-02-22
Summary: None given.
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Bluer Than the Ocean, Bluer Than the Sky by Julian Lee
Pairing(s):Amy/Donna | Rating: CHILD | Archived: 2003-09-22
Summary: Things you forget. Things you pretend to forget. Things you only wish you could forget.
Notes: For Michelle K., who responds well to bribery.


Calm as I'm Not by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Josh is here beside me, thank God.
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Chicken Soup for the Speech Writer's...Whatever by Nomi
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Josh tends to a sick Sam.
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Comfort and Confidences by Kerguelen
Pairing(s):Hoynes/Leo, Sam/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: This is my version of who was shot and what happened at the hospital.
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Congratulations by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Just a bit of a missing scene courtesy of boredom.
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Conversations: Everybody Has a Thing for Halle Berry by The Artful Dodger
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam, Sam/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: 'Hollywood guys we think are sexy', healthy diets, Josh is obsessed with John Cusack, Donna's bad date and Halle Berry
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Dreams that You Dare to Dream by Nomi
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Josh's thoughts about Sam and New Hampshire.
Notes: Companion to "What You Leave Behind."


First by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Sam/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Random flowers keep appearing.
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First Lieutenant Will by Julian Lee
Pairing(s):Sam/Will | Rating: CHILD | Archived: 2003-04-26
Summary: If you didn't need it all the time, they wouldn't call it constant reassurance.
Notes: Part of the "New Guy" series.


First Official Hard Question by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: You get a 10 for form, and an 11 for landing on your feet on rocky ground.
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Flood by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Sam/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: ..what we said could get destroyed in the flood.
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Flowers by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Josh likes flowers.
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Forehead Kiss by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Can't think of one.
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Free by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: We're free.
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Freefall by Baked Goldfish
Pairing(s):Jed/Leo | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: He was waiting for freefall.
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Goldfish for Congress by Julian Lee
Pairing(s):Ainsley/CJ | Rating: CHILD | Archived: 2003-09-22
Summary: Sam's not the only member of the Bartlet team with personal political ambitions.
Notes: For Shoshanna & her effing brilliant goldfish challenge.


Good Cops by Julian Lee
Pairing(s):Sam/Will | Rating: CHILD | Archived: 2003-02-22
Summary: All the things we are called to do.
Notes: A post-ep to "Inauguration" (both parts); a sequel to "And the Bicycles, Too," and "A Goat Named Ron," which you might want to read first.


He's Come Undone by Mela
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Sam, in the thick of the events of "Noel"...
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Holding On by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Abbey/Jed/Leo | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Come to bed. We'll hold you.
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Hour 15 by Xanthe
Pairing(s):Jed/Leo | Rating: CHILD | Archived: 2003-06-22
Summary: "I'll sleep when he sleeps."
Notes: This is an unbeta'd, post "25" vignette. Many thanks to Anne for sending me the tape. This one is for you.


Humming by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Late night. Weird conversation.
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I'll Be Home by Clarity/Karasu
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived: 2005-02-22
Summary: A little holida fic to get into the spirit of things.
Notes: I just wanted to be able to say I actually had a holiday-centric fic this year. I love holiday fics and thought the characters from West Wing deserved a chance. A little more fluffy than I tend to like writing, but I feel a little mushy right now anyway.


It's Not So Bad At All by Baked Goldfish
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Josh has a bad day. Sam to the rescue
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Kinks by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Leo/Marbury | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: John visits Leo during lunch.
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Menorah Teething Rings by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Happy Hanukkah.
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Night and Day by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Danny/Leo | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: There's a difference in night and day.
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No Tell Guess by Beth
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Halloween isn't as easy as it looks.
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Not so Dangerous by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Marbury | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: It might be better just to read it.
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Not So Lonely by Red
Pairing(s):Sam/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
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Not Tonight by Dafna G.
Pairing(s):Jed/Leo | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Jed returns from Dover and gets a visit from someone he hasn't seen in a long time.
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Now by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Sam needs Josh NOW.
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Of Cheesecake and Valentine's Day by Beth
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived: 2003-02-22
Summary: Most of the world's problems could be solved by cheesecake.
Notes: This does *not* in any way fit into the Wild Ride universe. I've done this without the usual help of my beta readers, so no hate mail to them for the potentially misplaced commas. I did it by myself. This was actually inspired by a visit to the grocery store yesterday where I saw two young men doing what Josh is doing in the opening scene. For my favorite partner in crime, Stanley.


One of Many Sunday Mornings by Marie-Claude Danis
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: A lazy sunday morning. Short, Sam POV.
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Our Son by Sonia
Pairing(s):Jed/Leo | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
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Personal by Dafna G.
Pairing(s):Jed/Leo | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: It's like some quadratic equation, expect that what I think are the constants keep turning out to be the variables.
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Phone Call by Kerguelen
Pairing(s):Hoynes/Leo | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Missing Scene from What Kind of Day Has It Been
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Poetry Emotions by Hannah
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived: 2004-10-01
Summary: Your recent romantic feelings are hard to express directly, and you're getting confused. Get a hug and go write a poem. (OR, Josh is not a poet and he really, really knows it)
Notes: Yet another horoscope-inspired fic. This time the summary given was the Pisces iVillage Romantic prediction on yahoo.co.uk on 10 Aug 04.


Poker Night Three First Date by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: First dates are always remembered, but accuracy varies.
Notes: Third in the "Poker Night" series.


Poker Night Two Dimple and Airports by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Jed/Leo | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: A first meeting. A surprise pick up.
Notes: Second in the "Poker Night" series.


Press by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: What kind of press would Josh get?
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Roller Coasters, Closets, and a Little Self-Insertion by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Multiple | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Amy-bashing, in a slightly milder form than usual.
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Roses by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Red roses symbolize passion and love.
Notes: Valentine's Day fluff for the Sam/Josh following.


Roses Again by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Red roses symbolize passion and love.
Notes: A sequel to Roses


Rude Awakening by Baked Goldfish
Pairing(s):Sam/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Toby orders coffee. So Sam makes some.
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Run Over by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Yes, it's true. All of it.
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Sex Talk by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Sam/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Sam wants sex.
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Silver Lining Exordium by Nomi
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
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Skin by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: If it's your lover, skin is sexy wherever it is.
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Small Dose Insanity by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Amy/Zoey | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Zoey wants Amy and doesn't know quite why.
Notes: Femslash


Some Pretty Nasty Mimes by Julian Lee
Pairing(s):Sam/Will | Rating: CHILD | Archived: 2003-05-11
Summary: Now is not the time for self-doubt.
Notes: Part of the "New Guy" series. I know; the title has *nothing* to do with the fic. But, damn; Fitz made that crack about the mimes in France, and how could I pass that up?


Soulfully Straight Goldfish Loving Mumblers by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):no pairing given | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Satires are good. Very good.
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Spin Boys by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Sam/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: CJ called them Spin Boys.
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Sunshine At Night by Baked Goldfish
Pairing(s):Jed/Leo | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Lonliness, across the ocean. The phone rings in a DC hotel room.
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Thanksgiving by Mela
Pairing(s):Hoynes/Leo | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary:
Notes: This is AU (alternate universe) even in my universe. An evil plot bunny came to play, and just wouldn't, wouldn't go away...


The Mets, Truman, and Me by Beth, Julian Lee,
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived: 2003-02-05
Summary: What Sam does at one a.m. when he's supposed to be sleeping.
Notes: A fic written for Nomi's birthday, fitting into her "Scratching the Itch" universe, which can be found and greatly enjoyed at http://world.std.com/~gnomi/stories.html. Happy Birthday again, Nomi!


The One With the Romulans by Dafna G.
Pairing(s):Jed/Leo | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: All the same, I'm thinking no more Sci-Fi Channel before bedtime for you, Mr. President.
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The Only Girl by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: There's only one girl for Josh and Toby.
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The Wife, The Husband, And... by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Abbey/Jed/Leo | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Discussions of chicken paws, politically correct terms, and a new, random abbreviation of a made up term.
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Twenty by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Bet you twenty.
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Valentine's Day by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: It's Valentine's Day with Joanie.
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Waiting by Kerguelen
Pairing(s):Hoynes/Leo, Sam/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Late night reassurance and news
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Warhorses by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Jed/Leo | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: We're two old warhorses, him and me.
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Watching by Baked Goldfish
Pairing(s):Jed/Leo | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: You want a summary for a piece of fluff? Are you serious?
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What You Leave Behind by Nomi
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Sam ponders Josh's appearance at Gage Whitney.
Notes: A pre-piece to Scratching The Itch


What's This? by Abigale
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Not unlike everyone's family, nothing much happens here...
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When They Throw Rocks At You by The Artful Dodger
Pairing(s):Sam/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived: 2003-03-20
Summary: After Toby gets arrested, Sam wants to speak out in his defense.
Notes: "The American Way" is not a real Republican newspaper. I just made that up. This is my first attempt at writing a serious-Toby. Many, many, many, many thanks to Erika for the beta!


While You Were Sleeping by Mela
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Josh muses during the wee small hours...
Notes: A sequel of sorts to my story, "He's Come Undone".


Why Josh Can't Date Joey Lucas by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Josh tells Donna why he can't date Joey Lucas.
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With Olives in His Pockets by Julian Lee
Pairing(s):Sam/Will | Rating: CHILD | Archived: 2003-03-30
Summary: The consequences of spur-of-the-moment decisions.
Notes: Part of the "The New Guy" series.


Without Anyone Telling Me To by Julian Lee
Pairing(s):Sam/Will | Rating: CHILD | Archived: 2003-02-22
Summary: Sam can worry as much as Will.
Notes: I so badly wanted Sam and Will in a room together in "CA 47th," but, my, that was a slashy phone conversation they had there, so I guess that'll do. This is part of my ever-growing series of Sam/Will post-eps. I swear I didn't intend for it to get like this. Damn you, Malina!


Wordlessly by Baked Goldfish
Pairing(s):Jed/Leo | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Sometimes, the spoken word is extraneous.
Notes: