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Scared by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: YTEEN | Archived:
Summary: Sam is scared. Josh tries to make it better.
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Chastised by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: YTEEN | Archived:
Summary: Sam's been chastised.
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The Wife, The Husband, And... by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Abbey/Jed/Leo | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Discussions of chicken paws, politically correct terms, and a new, random abbreviation of a made up term.
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Ouch by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: YTEEN | Archived:
Summary: Josh is a little bit sore.
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Public Spectacle by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: YTEEN | Archived:
Summary: Josh wishes to be a Public Spectacle.
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Humming by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Late night. Weird conversation.
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Brain Numbing by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: MATURE | Archived:
Summary: Sex makes body parts go numb.
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Why Josh Can't Date Joey Lucas by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Josh tells Donna why he can't date Joey Lucas.
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Roses by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Red roses symbolize passion and love.
Notes: Valentine's Day fluff for the Sam/Josh following.


Roses Again by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Red roses symbolize passion and love.
Notes: A sequel to Roses


Cute by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Sam/Toby | Rating: YTEEN | Archived:
Summary: Toby uses the word cute.
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Congratulations by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Just a bit of a missing scene courtesy of boredom.
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6:13 by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: YTEEN | Archived:
Summary: Some fluff the morning after the press conference.
Notes: Sequel to Public Spectacle


Now by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Sam needs Josh NOW.
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Press by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: What kind of press would Josh get?
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Skin by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: If it's your lover, skin is sexy wherever it is.
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Forehead Kiss by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Can't think of one.
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Calm as I'm Not by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Josh is here beside me, thank God.
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Run Over by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Yes, it's true. All of it.
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Another Day of Infamy by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: YTEEN | Archived:
Summary: A day that will live in infamy.
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Wicked City by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: YTEEN | Archived:
Summary: Don't let the wicked city get you down.
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The Dangers of Halloween by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: YTEEN | Archived:
Summary: 'Halloween is evil.'
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Nightmares by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: TEEN | Archived:
Summary: Josh is having nightmares. Sam can't sleep.
Notes: This was inevitable. Sam and Toby have their own series. Josh and Marbury have their own series. Sam and Josh need their own. Especially since the SamJosh muse won't quick poking me in the brain.


Holidays by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: YTEEN | Archived:
Summary: Holidays with Sam and Josh.
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Free by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: We're free.
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Tease by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: YTEEN | Archived:
Summary: "Josh, you're weird.
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Not so Dangerous by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Marbury | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: It might be better just to read it.
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Lunatic Brit by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Marbury | Rating: ADULT | Archived:
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A Plan by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Sometimes you need a plan.
Notes: Don't ask. Don't ask. Don't ask. It just hit me while watching the rerun. Set during the scene where CJ tells them about the paper and leaves. Don't ask. Don't ask. Don't ask.


Twenty by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Bet you twenty.
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Big Noises by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Toby | Rating: YTEEN | Archived:
Summary: Big noises a second time are just as bad as the first.
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Something Good by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Toby | Rating: YTEEN | Archived:
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Flowers by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Josh likes flowers.
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Toby-Bear by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Toby | Rating: ADULT | Archived:
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First Official Hard Question by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: You get a 10 for form, and an 11 for landing on your feet on rocky ground.
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Elevators by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Toby | Rating: YTEEN | Archived:
Summary: "Josh, we are to damned old.
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Menorah Teething Rings by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Happy Hanukkah.
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Hide Me by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Toby | Rating: YTEEN | Archived:
Summary: Josh needs hidden. Toby's no help.
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Valentine's Day by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: It's Valentine's Day with Joanie.
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The Only Girl by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: There's only one girl for Josh and Toby.
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A Little Longer by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Sam/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Toby wants just a little longer.
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Gratuitous Sex Scene (With a Bit of Dialogue at the End) by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Sam/Toby | Rating: ADULT | Archived:
Summary: It's an NC-17, PWP, with a title like that, and you want a summary? Bwa! Ha! Ha!
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Sex Talk by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Sam/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Sam wants sex.
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Inalienable Rights by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Sam/Toby | Rating: YTEEN | Archived:
Summary: Sam confronts Toby about the drop in
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The News by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Sam/Toby | Rating: YTEEN | Archived:
Summary: Sam watches the news.
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Spin Boys by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Sam/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: CJ called them Spin Boys.
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Thought I Knew by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Sam/Toby | Rating: ADULT | Archived:
Summary: That is the unfortuate bite in the ass.
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Poker Night One Glasses and Princeton by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Sam/Toby | Rating: YTEEN | Archived:
Summary: Sometimes It's the little things.
Notes: First in the "Poker Night" series.


A Say by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Sam/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: All Sam wanted was a say.
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Flood by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Sam/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: ..what we said could get destroyed in the flood.
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Quickie #1 by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: ADULT | Archived:
Summary: It's a quickie.
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Courage by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Sam/Toby | Rating: YTEEN | Archived:
Summary: 'Sometimes courage doesn't roar. Sometimes courage is the voice in your mind that says 'I'll try again tomorrow'.
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First by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Sam/Toby | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Random flowers keep appearing.
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Tired by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Sam/Toby | Rating: MATURE | Archived:
Summary: Sam must deal with news and suspicions. Toby must deal with Sam's suspicions.
Notes: Post-Ep for "Bad Moon Rising". The way Sam looked at Toby, so aggravated that Toby wasn't listening, that I got the idea that maybe Toby had been doing it for awhile and Sam was pissed.


Things by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Jed/Leo | Rating: YTEEN | Archived:
Summary: Lessons in the Oval Office lead to things.
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Integrity by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Jed/Leo | Rating: YTEEN | Archived:
Summary: Tried to kill a man's integrity and ended up slaughtering my own.
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Warhorses by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Jed/Leo | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: We're two old warhorses, him and me.
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Holding On by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Abbey/Jed/Leo | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Come to bed. We'll hold you.
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Soulfully Straight Goldfish Loving Mumblers by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):no pairing given | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Satires are good. Very good.
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Poker Night Two Dimple and Airports by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Jed/Leo | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: A first meeting. A surprise pick up.
Notes: Second in the "Poker Night" series.


Poker Night Three First Date by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Sam | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: First dates are always remembered, but accuracy varies.
Notes: Third in the "Poker Night" series.


Spoof by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Multiple | Rating: YTEEN | Archived:
Summary: Man, is it a bitch when I get bored.
Notes: A bit of silliness as I was up way to late on to much Mountain Dew and getting an idea that you will soon know of. Spoofs are good.


Weaknesses by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Hoynes/Leo | Rating: YTEEN | Archived:
Summary: You're the strongest man I know.
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The Fall of the Rebel Angels by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Leo | Rating: YTEEN | Archived:
Summary: He almost flew to close to the sun once, and if he tried again, the wax would melt off his wings.
Notes: This is the sequel to Julian Lee's wonderful Josh/Leo fic "Landscape with the Fall of Icarus".


Big Block of Cheese Day by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Leo | Rating: TEEN | Archived:
Summary: Leo, I swear, I'll do anything-
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Night and Day by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Danny/Leo | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: There's a difference in night and day.
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Kinks by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Leo/Marbury | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: John visits Leo during lunch.
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After the Party by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Leo/Marbury | Rating: YTEEN | Archived:
Summary: Discussion between Leo and Marbury after the party.
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Kisses by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Leo | Rating: YTEEN | Archived:
Summary: Leo keeps finding chocolate.
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Roller Coasters, Closets, and a Little Self-Insertion by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Multiple | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Amy-bashing, in a slightly milder form than usual.
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Parallels by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Josh/Leo | Rating: TEEN | Archived:
Summary: Discussions of holes, how they change, and worries that waiting wasn't the answer.
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Unattainable by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Leo/Simon | Rating: TEEN | Archived:
Summary: Almost isn't having.
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Small Dose Insanity by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Amy/Zoey | Rating: CHILD | Archived:
Summary: Zoey wants Amy and doesn't know quite why.
Notes: Femslash


Inappropriate Images by Perpetual Motion
Pairing(s):Donna/Zoey | Rating: ADULT | Archived: 2003-02-05
Summary: It's the boots.
Notes: Femslash. To Julian. Just call me Darth.